Mar 11, 2021

Welcome to hell, dear listeners. Mike ignites into an incandescent rage over Neo Yokio, as Lizz struggles to understand anything besides big Toblerone. Topics include: the bonkers voice cast, overthrowing the magistocracy, some baffling worldbuilding, and Mike trying his best to resist a Marxist tirade.  Field hockey is...

Jan 20, 2021

Buckle up, buttercup, cuz this one's wild. Lizz talks about the absolute insanity that is the Vampire Diaries, while Mike gets tipsy. Topics include: why Lizz would do this to herself, bad boyfriends, prison dimensions, "no-homo" coding, doppelgangers, werewolf/vampire hybrids, and so much other shit. This episode...

Dec 6, 2020

We discuss Netflix's second hit adaptation of the year, The Old Guard. Topics include: the mechanics of being and punishing an immortal, Mike's hypothetical OnlyFans page, the most romantic scene in a motion picture, and DAT AXE.  Also there's a totally appropriate amount of fangirling over Charlize Theron.

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Nov 11, 2020

In our inaugural episode, we discuss Netflix's fantastical adaptation of The Witcher.  We cover the infamous wig; Calanthe, queen of Cintra and our hearts; and Yennefer's inability to make good life choices.

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Intro: Sucker (For a Happy Ending) by Kaptan
Outro: Where I Wanna Be by Dazy...